Remember, it's supposed to be satire...
Nuclear weapons in the hands of charismatic leaders with dictatorial powers endanger everyone, said U.S. President Barack Obama today, "which is why North Korea should not be allowed to have them, and why the United States should disarm."
"I have seen first hand the power one man can amass," said Mr. Obama, "taking on an almost supernatural aura, and projecting the power of his personality deep into the lives of individuals until he controls everything from the companies they work for to the salaries they're paid. We can't afford to let such men near the nuclear triggers. We need aworld without nukes. Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me."
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