Obama declares Gitmo detainees to be 'fetuses'

Satire alert...

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columns/scottott/Obama-declares-Gitmo-detainees-to-be-fetuses-45836127.html

"We can debate whether enemy combatants have access to protections under the U.S. Constitution," said Obama. "However, no serious person would grant such protection to an embryo or fetus. The loss of 240 fetuses wouldn't raise an eyebrow in a nation where more than 3,000 of them hit the Dumpster daily."