from the temporary home office in the Cozy-8 motel...
Top Ten Letterman Excuses for Boinking the Interns
10. Rehearsal for Stupid Human Tricks went terribly awry
9. Watched too many Roman Polanski movies
8. Just mentoring the interns (Sorry, that's a Bill Clinton
excuse)
7. Missed all the action in high school due to juvenile dorkiness
6. Why should A-Rod have all the fun?
5. After a power nap, woke up with a staffer
4. Hard to find a hooker during political conventions
3. Wife got tired of Dick Cheney jokes
2. The chicks really dig that goofy smile, and a bazillion dollars
And the number one Letterman excuse for boinking the interns...
1. Ratings Bonanza
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